Ass Crank


when you use -n-l s-x to get a girl moving s-xually.
becky was just laying there like a dead girl so i pulled it out and gave her an -ss crank. she came to life then. we did it all night mostly with her on top. she came 8 times. a good -ss cranking can get a girl started.
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(n.)-sscrank-device used to wind up the moron in front of you in traffic, so he will go faster. can be used on
either him or his automobile.
jimmy was driving the car in front of me, he was going
so slowly that my wife was threaten to get him moving with
the 4-way -sscrank i had in the trunk.

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