Ass Crayon
the resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the -ss crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
not wanting to cr-p in the pub’s gnarly toilet, drew knew his wiggling -ss crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.
2 more definitions
when a woman is p-ssed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of f-cking her in the -ss wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained p-n-s.
these actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
that p-ssed out b-tch didn’t appreciate that i -ss crayoned her bed.
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i have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my -ss crayon too much.
an anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your -ss until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.
i’m sorry i’m walking a bit awkwardly today. i had a horrible -ss crayon this morning.
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