ass crisps
when one does not whipe properly and leaves sh-t all over their -sshole and allows it to dry. friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and acc-mulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
after john found out he had -ss crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.
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