Ass-Crotch


a disturbing hump that appears on fat old ladies crotches, looks like a second -ss.
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the area just above your -sscheeks. also considered plumber’s crack and where girl’s thongs are exposed (whaletail).
“i ran so much that my -sscrotch was wet with sweat”

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