Ass Crumpet


a crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the -n-s. the result of poor -ss wiping.
his -ss is full of -ss crumpets.
-ss crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone’e -rs-
g-d james whittington! your a proper -ss crumpet you are!
(and you are)

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