ass crunchies


dry -ss hair which you come accross during -n-l-s-x which has small hard lumps of sh-t attached to it.
e.g: yo bicth you gotta get your -ss crunchies washed

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  • shoank

    the principle of -j-c-l-t-ng whilst having a shower, having the sperm land on ones stomach, causing it to curdle up. in essence, having a w-nk whilst showering. can also be spelt schw-nk “guys, guys, i’m going for a shoank”

  • Conateure

    noun: a person or group who specicializes in a specific area related to poker: observant who enforces rules regarding to breaks. the conateure declared a washroom break unnecessary according to the current blind level.

  • blasta

    the abbreviation for a gun used by gangstas and hustlers. pimp c: yo check dat n-gg-z blasta…dat shyt it tight yo! bun b: n-gg-h please…ma bigga n-gg- blasta be up in dis b-tch

  • ass fagitas

    its another way to say oh sh-t. or f-ck. “-ss f-gitas, i have to dragg my -ss out of bed and go to school.”

  • donut dipping

    to dip ones vigina onto a persons face. much like the female version of “t-baggin” i cant delive she donut dipped me. i was sound asleep when she squated on my face. at first i was angry but i realized it actualy was realy funny. donut dipping is fun.


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