ass crust
you must have a hairy -ss for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet sh-t and you wipe your -ss and sh-t gets stuck in your -ss hair without you knowing and becomes crusty.
“man i found out i had -ss crust yesterday when i was picking my crack.”
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hardened pieces of poo clinging lovingly to mangled -sshair.
d-mn jose! this -sscrust really ruins my day!
a derogatory term used to describe anyone who p-sses you off. derived from the leftover pieces of sh-t left in your -ss after the umpteenth swipe.
not to be confused with -sshat.
student a: what’d you get on the science test?
student b: 64. mr. bober’s a d-ck.
student a: really? i thought it was easy; i got a 110!
student b: -glares- you c-cky -ss crust. p-ss off.
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