ass doctor
the act of examining ones -ss….with a p-n-s
joel: hey ben, wat do u wanna be when u grow up?
ben: an -ss doctor
joel: wow so do i!
ben: jiggy jig, lets have gay s-x
joel: ok, only if we do it in zero gravity this time
ben: ok…..im so h-rny
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