Ass dumpling


the dumpling of an -ss.
bill: yesterday this huge dumpling fell out of my -ss.
d-ck: ew! what’s that called?
bill: an -ss dumpling
small carnivorus fruit that enjoys the inner workings of the -n-s. when p–ped out, it will rape and pillage any neighboring villages. first reported cases were in ho-ho-kus.
good god, that -ss dumpling has had its way with my whole family, and now im pregnant with mini-dumplings.

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