Ass End of a Train Wreck
more often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the -ss end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. the exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got -ss wrecked. even so, the -ss-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
boy: “hey, girl, did you have a rough night last night? you look like you just crawled out of the -ss end of a train wreck.”
girl: “maybe so, but if you think i look bad, i feel like that train must have gotten -ss-wrecked.”
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