Ass Expansion Project
the first project initiated by a newlywed wife. all the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. after the sixth week the -ss grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
wow (insert name here)’s -ss expansion project is ahead of schedule….ewww!
note: in mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term “expansion project”
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