ass fandangler


(noun) 1. one who likes to engage in -n-l olympics; a t-rd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. a b-tt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. one who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)
yeah man, she is fine as h-ll, but she’s an -ss fandangler and i don’t get down like that.

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