Ass-fetti


during a celebration (ex: easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt and the trickle down to your -ss, or go straight for the golden ticket and place it on your pants and crack it. leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
“dude she got you in the pants”
“yea man, you want some -ss-fetti?”

“ahh you -sshole, its trickling down my pants, -grabs said confetti from underwear- you want some back?”
“gross keep your -ss-fetti away from me”

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