ass first
a guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.
where a bi-s-xual male enters when copulating.
danny gokey’s faux hawk makes him look like he was born -ss first.
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a statement of intention to perform -n-l s-x prior to any other s-xual acts.
often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?
um, yes.
-ss first, i’m telling you.
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