Ass-Fistey Wank
fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in r-ct-m and proceed to w-nk ( m-st-rb-t- ) like an old maid.
”why’s the fist so smelly today kieth?”
”i watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score”
”the old -ss-fistey w-nk”
”bingo, flaccid sir”
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