Ass Flex
someone that is an uptight douchebag who lifts a lot of weights and thinks they are tough sh-t.
that guy just b-mped into 60 year old lady cause she was in his way, what an -ss flex!
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when your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your -ss flex. most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.
person 1: oops i dropped something.
(bends over to pick it up.)
person 2: nasty! what are you trying to do an -ssflex?
person 1: no!
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