Ass Flotsam


1) floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a cr-p.
2) debris and refuse from taking a sh-t. not quite solid, but not quite water.
i had the flu last week. man, you should have seen the -ss flotsam in the toilet.

i trusted that fart and ended up with -ss flotsam in my underwear.

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