ass from the past


the name for someone you used to f-ck but don’t anymore . literally speaking , it’s the -ss you f-cked in the past . get it ? :p

warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .
-sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart-

person 1 : awwwhhh sh-t bro .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she’s my -ss from the past .

-sprints away and hides in the lettuce section- (:

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