ass gambling
1. the act of wagering the retention of one’s -n-l virginity. this is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you’re absolutely positive you can win, unless you’re gay of course 2. the act of using one’s -ss as a gambling device i.e. -ss shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with sh-t covered cards/dice
1. josh- “brian said he doesn’t wanna hang out today. he spent last night being -n-lly violated because he ran out of money at the poker game.” evan- “i told that c-ck smoker he needed to quit -ss gambling” 2. “i thought cr-ps was a dice game, there’s sh-t everywhere. f-cking -ss gamblers, i’m leaving!”
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