ass genie


the result of shoving a crack baby and ms. streisend up your -ss, and then rub the sphincter three times in a row. you will only get one wish. he will always include a h-m-s-xual in your wish, so be careful, unless you are gay.
tim asked the -ss genie to give him a million dollars, but he got a h-m-s-xual made of a million dollars.

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