ass geyser


when you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your sh-t comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.
(in a public bathroom) “woah, why is there sh-t all over the walls?”
“the guy who just walked out had the biggest -ss geyser i’ve ever seen”

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