ass gnome


midget born through someones -ss
“fred durst is an -ss gnome”
nomadic, -n-lly parasitic gnomes whom according to local traditions are nocturnal and travel in packs. as with sasquatch there are historical claims of encounter, but such claims are rare and have become less common with modernity.

(usage note: -ssgnomes are described almost exclusively in plural as they are by definition pack animals. because of the tenuous nature of their existence it makes it difficult to resolve if singular encounters are possible, but the usage board notes that there is no precedent for this in the literature.)
“beware the -ssgnomes.”
short person who likes crawling into peoples -sses.
shut up you -ss gnome.

note: qiut handy if you cant wipe your own -ss
a gnome that resides inside of someones -ss
there is an -ss gnome

in my -ss
a person who wants to be the bad guy and the good guy at the same time. also, they can always think they’re right, but are wrong most of the time.
that guy punched a guy, but told his friends not to. what an -ssgnome.
see usage note at -ssgnomes.
“beware the -ssgnomes.”
a gay s-x lover. one who likes taking it in the b-tt.
d-mn, that f-dg- p-ck-r is a total -ss gnome

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