Ass Hem


n) 1 a: the state of an -ss after it has been hemmed to remove excessive length. this is a highly desirable type of surgery for a woman who owns an -ss that is elongated through either some natural or unnatural phenomenon. these phenomenons might include, but are in no means limited to multiple violent childbirth, a long hard life in the southern united states, biological damage due to the wanton consumption of overly fatty foods, and long term exposure to an architecture office.
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1. (a) that blonde chick from next door is tall, but, not in a good way, she’ll be hot after she gets her -ss hemmed.

2. (a) dude, you had better be careful, you keep letting the architects stress you out and you are going to rip your -ss hem.

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