ass jacker
one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving -n-l s-x.
-wow after that church overnighter my -ss really hurts and i dont know why!
-dude i told you that priest was an -ss jacker.
any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the -ss of a female.
hey, did you check out karen wearing the cut off skirt and the -ss jackers? she must be guy phishing.
any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.
tony got -ssjacked with a midget gimp in a taco bell drive-thru! the midget is currently in the -ssjacker hall of fame.
high heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing
bruh man look at that b-tch in the -ssjackers, i gotta hit that!!!
someone who lubes up his d-ck and uses his girlfriend’s -ss cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.
david totally jerked off on my -ss this morning!
no way!
yeah, he greased it up and everything!
wow! your boyfriend is totally a pervy -ss jacker!
i know! it’s really hot!
a heteros-xual male who likes to give it to his girl in her ‘other’ hole down there.
hey suzie, my man tyrone is a grade-a -ssjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.
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- assquisition
to come into possession or ownership of a piece of -ss d-mn bro, emma was one h-ll of an -ssquisition!
- Ass Thinking
low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jack-ss friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on youtube, and it did go viral on youtube, not because it worked, but because your […]
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- ASStonish
1) utter amazement at what an -ss someone can be. 2) to be completely enamoured and obs-ssed by an incredibly fant-sstic -ss! i’m doubly -sstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful b-tt.