Ass Jeeves


a case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their -ss actually proceed to fall off. recognizable by the walk of one whom may be in the process of cr-pping said pants since the pressure is too great.
d-mn that guy looks like he has a bad case of the -ss jeeves.

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    cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as -ss. celene dion’s lyrics are -sspoor! i did -sspoor on my math exam! we played 18 holes of minigolf last night and i scored an 82. -sspoor!

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