Ass Ketchup

when you shart, and and the blood from your cancer and/or rectal infection turns the p–py soup into a tomato flavored red paste, like ketchup.

origin: while playing i was playing pokemon (cause i’m a beast), my brother tried to say “ash ketcham,” but failed like a woman. naturally we made it into a word.
chaz- -farts nastily with much gusto- “aww man, i think i just made -ss ketchup… darn cancer/taco bell.”

bob- “ever since todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is -ss ketchup.”

richard- “my name is long for d-ck.”
3 more definitions
mispr-nunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
shut the f-ck up -ss ketchup
when you give it to a girl so hard in the b-tt that her b-m starts to bleed.
ron: i gave it to lucy so hard last night she started to bleed out her b-tthole.
tom: what did you do?
ron: i licked it up. i love -ss ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
tom: wow you are weird.
the blood that pours out of a girls’ -ss onto your “hot dog” when you f-ck her too hard.
i could tell she hasn’t done -n-l before from all the -ss ketchup on my d-ck