Ass Kraken
someone renowned for their large and perpetual -ss crack exposure
look at that -ss kraken over there, that’s enough crack to be cl-ssified as a d-mn fault line
a dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the kraken.
guy 1: dude, what is that smell?…and that noise?
guy 2: i just released the -ss kraken
guy 1: oh man, i’m sorry….
1. the opposite of a kraken.
2. one who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. this person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. they are sc-m.
3. faisal.
patrick: “faisal, your such a f-cking -ss kraken.”
faisal: “good game.”
patrick: “stop mimicking todd.”
faisal: (waves hand)”what the f-ck” (2 seconds later..)
“hey beeej” (he has targeted another person.)
its sort of what pj does to his mother. it involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like aguhhhhhhh!! like a kraken.
oh d-mn! pj give me that -sskraken! ohh yes!
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