ass lag


when your f-cking a girl in the -ss and the lube starts to wear off
i was about to -rg-sm but then the -ss lag started

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    an -ss that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person’s legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no -ss in between. people with -ss leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing sh-t stains in their undergarments. people who are afflicted with […]

  • ass that don't quit

    an -ss that looks just as good in jeans or a skirt as it does in a thong. you see that sl-t in the pink skirt? she had a -ss that don’t quit.

  • ass to mouth resuscitation

    verb; as an alternative to ‘mouth to mouth resuscitation’, -ss to mouth or -ss-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, p-ssed out on blueberry vodka. acceptable because turtles smell like sh-t and alcohol kills the […]

  • asswhore

    -sswh-r- could be considered a supreme insult. it refers to somebody that is such a wh-r-, that the term “wh-r-” alone, does not justify the magnitude of their whorishness. therefore, they may be dubbed “-sswh-r-“, as they will take it up the -ss from anyone at anytime. “man, that chick is such a wh-r-” “she […]

  • Assyfart

    one who lingers in the smell of r-ct-m day by day, oblivious to their odor. dude here comes that -ssyfart, breathe through your mouth.


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