ass lancing
violent -n-l s-xual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the r-ct-m and phallus
nicky had to run to the er because of the -ss lancing he took last night…or…being a shy person, oliver enjoyed -ss lancing because it took away the personal side of s-x.
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literally to joust someones -sshole.
wow, last nights -ss lancing hurt like a b-tch.
something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.
ugh reality tv is -ss-lancing.
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