ass lint


the lint/fuzz that collects in one’s -ss crack over a period of time. composed of excess material from cheap boxers and loose -ss/crack hair. usually found in a tangled m-ss by itching one’s -ss crack.
john discovered a m-ssive clump of -ss lint buried deep in his -ss crack, and flung it at bryan while typing this.
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the lint stuck in your upper -ss crack, from wearing various types of under garments.
this girl was giving me a rim job, and she licked out all of my -ss lint.
tiny pieces of feces/boxers that reside at the beginning of ur -ss crack
eww i jus wiped my -ss and there was -ss lint all over the toilet paper
dingleberries that collect at the beginning of ur -ss-crack
eww i jus scratched my -ss and my hand was covered in -ss lint

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