ass magellan
an insult meaning one who explores the r-ct-ms of others, implying that the recipient of the insult – usually a male – engages in h-m-s-xual -n-l intercourse. the term is derived from ‘-ss’, and ‘magellan’, the famous spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.
that uptight -ss magellan across the street wouldn’t let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.
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