ass magnet
one who perpetually attracts -ssholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. dude, all your friends are idiots…you’re such an -ss magnet.
2. dude, i saw those chicks h-tting on you last night…you’re such an -ss magnet!
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someone perpetually stuck to their boss’s -ss; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
dude, john is such an -ss magnet. if the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they’d have to pry john’s nose out of his -ss with a crowbar.
someone who attracts people who are -ssholes.
derek is such an -ssmagnet.
1. something/someone that attracts -sses.
2. a person who does no work in a game, yet who sticks to you, to run in and grab loot while you are busy fighting.
3. polipugget’s level 91 lord on diablo ii’s uswest server.
1. why must i be surrounded by -ssholes? what am i, some kind of -ssmagnet?
2. f-ck off, thieving -ssmagnet, go get yourself killed.
3. -ssmagnet is really strange.
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