ass manage


a person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total -n-l domination over someone’s -ss or a collective group of -sses.

colloquial
what a pimp does.
thomas: “my r-t-rdistic boss said that not only did i forget to properly format my tps report, but i also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using rogaine to ‘offset the onset of premature balding’.”
richard: “wow. it sounds like you’re getting -ss managed.”
harrison: “yes, this guy is definitely an -ss manager.”

i have to -ss manage these hoes on 21st and lewis.

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