ass mayo
when mayo is used as a lubricant during -n-l penetration and the -n-s is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the -n-s.
jack used mayo as a lubricant on john’s misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating -ss as he proceeded to -n-l f-ck him quite modestly. the mayo became trapped within his -n-l cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within john’s feeble -n-s. john screamed out in frustration, “-ss mayo!”
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