ass measuring


medical / verb ~ when a male individual from the same ethnic denomination places their thumbs together extending the lesser fingers laterally in an effort to denote waist and b-ttock ratios in the opposite s-x where body fat is of concern.
her -ss fits perfectly per my -ss measuring measurements.

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