ass mechanic


another term for a h-m-s-xual man
that guy was checking you out, fred. he might be an -ss mechanic.
(n) a proctologist; a doctor that specializes in disorders of the -n-s, r-ct-m, male prostate gland and lower gastrointestinal tract.
when the -ss mechanic stuck his finger in bob’s p–p chute, he moaned another doctor’s name. he’s been regretting it ever since!

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