ass melon


(n) an insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
the term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to p-ss a watermelon out one’s -n-s.
stop being an -ss melon.
look at the little -ss melons running through the store.
why do you have to be such an -ss melon?

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