Ass Message


a term used to describe flatus.
1. i just sent you an -ss message, i hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own -ss message.

2. oh my god! it smells like someone’s broadcasting an -ss message in here.

3. stop sending me -ss messages, man.

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