Ass Meter
the base unit of length in the international system of -ss units (-ss-i). equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between dr. kamal’s office and the bme lab.
mike: “hey bro, where did you park today?”
marek: “approximately 23.4 -ss meters from here”
mike: “i see what you did there you f-ck!”
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a scale – typically between 1 and 100 – by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an -ss they are being.
stop picking on me – you are at about a 75 on the -ss meter right now.
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