Ass Microwave
when you slip your freezing cold hands between your -ss cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the ‘-ss microwave’.
chester: hey mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so i can get some gloves?
mark: nah, man, sorry. spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting hiv from a hooker.
chester: ah well, i guess i’ll just have to make an -ss microwave to warm ’em up.
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