Ass missile


someone who won’t allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
“dude, what an -ss missile, they totally wanted to f-ck his brains out and he was acting like a total -ss missile.”
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very large suppository
i went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of -ss missiles.

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