Ass Missles


violent and painful p–p with spherical that comes out of the -n-s at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the -n-s of any remaining p–p residue
alec: i’m about to launch some serious -ss missles

eric: don’t get water on the floor man. i’m paranoid my parents might notice

ben: it will be the sh-t of the century.

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