Ass money


a form of being p-ssy whipped.
when you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.
took my b-tch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no sn-tch. (-ss money)
to have so much money, one does not have to get off his or her -ss for anything!
he is rich!
how rich? new money, old money?
forget that, he is ‘-ss money’!

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