Ass Mustache


a strip of hair running down the crack of his/her -ss. often found on italian/greek men and nasty fat broads.
“so did you finally f-ck jen last night?” “no she bent over to take her pants off and i noticed some toilet paper stuck in her -ss mustache.” so i ran.

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