ass mustard
the brownish-yellow discharge found in one’s undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. it can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.
boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with -ss mustard!!!
1. produced after -n-l s-x, the substance which seeps from the -n-s (mostly s-m-n and fecal matter combined) which is commonly used as a condiment.
2. the substance produced when a person used any condiment as an -n-l lubricant.
after a long night of f-cking, lauren wiped the -ssmustard off the bed sheets.
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