ass napkin
a napkin that is placed in the -ss throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
-thanks to a caller on howard stern
good thing i’ve had that -ss napkin in all day, i almost streamlined!
hey brutus, gimme one of your -ss napkins cuz i have a killer itch!
toilet paper; also used as an insult.
you f-cking -ss napkin!
noun: (1) toilet paper, originally. (2) now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.
that -ssnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!
another name for toilet paper
im stuck on the bowl, theres no more -ss napkins!
a term usually used to describe a manager of a lending inst-tution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it’s been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead r-t-rd. can be used interchangeably with the term “-ss clown”
my manager greg is such an -ss napkin
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