Ass On Demand
coined by ford of “the ford show” (www.thefordshowonline.com, wednesdays 10pm est on nowlive.com) a more modern and relevant term for a “booty call” relationship.
she and i are not a couple, it’s more like -ss on demand.
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not spelled wrong -sshole. actually its the act of gently putting your c-ck into a dudes -sshole. not ramming it in. no more like the french way of -ss f-cking. gentle with a side of french toast. so go f-ck you silly f-ggot but do it gently. the big black guy did it gently, he’s […]
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a one legged man wh-r- who m-st-rb-t-s other men in their -sshole’s! and/or any man who uses another mans -ss to m-st-rb-t-. me: hey john stop being an -ssterbater you gay f-ck!:) kevin: no f-ck that, i like it when he uses me to -ssterbate. me: yall better calm down with that sh-t!
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an obese person’s -ss- usually includes folds, wrinkles, and acne along with the fat on the beach: “hey, look at that -sstrocity over there. someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing