Ass Onions
a person that sh-ts out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion
‘holy sh-t that is an -ss onion you left there’
when attempting to penerate the -n-s of a lady friend or brokeback buddy, it is the crusty poo flakes that surround the enterance to said -n-s. as you thrust harder and harder past the many layers of the crusty poo flakes, they will cause a great discomfort that often results in an embar-ssing yelp, followed by a stream of tears.
brad: oh man, last night i only got through half of debra’s -ss onions before i had to pull out and wipe my tears in the bathroom.
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