ass pals


a derogatory reference to two males who spend so much time together that their friendship might reasonably be construed as a h-m-s-xual relationship.
there go matt and ben again … what a couple of -ss pals!
two people in games like halo or call of duty that will almost always be seen together in attempt to outnumber any opponent that would attempt a one on one encounter. usually wont get any kills without their -ss pal right next to them to weaken or finish their enemy.
so close that their usually on each others -ss getting kills.
“i would have got him if his -ss pal wasn’t right there.”

“wheres my team i cant take these -ss pals alone”
two dudes that pump the -ss, usually together
yo paco i saw you bro’in with bobby last night, you guys -ss pals or what homie?

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