ass paper
toilet paper- paper used to wipe your -ss
when you go to the store, pick up some -ss paper- i’m sick of using napkins!!
a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
come out to eat with us, stop being an -sspaper, i was taking a sh-t and i noticed i ran out of -sspaper to wipe my -ss
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